A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? Well, says the vet, let’s have a look at him, So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, I’m going to have to put him down. What? [...]
There are these three vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a shot of blood.” The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.
The second vampire walks into the bar and says, “Bartender, give me a shot of blood.”
The bartender gives him the shot [...]
