Archive for October 3rd, 2006

Garfield 3

October 3, 2006

Single man’s pillows

October 3, 2006

Wild dogs

October 3, 2006

A bee joke

October 3, 2006

Two beekeepers are chatting. One says to the other, ‘ So how many bees
do you have then?’
The second beekeeper answers, ‘Oh about twenty thousand’.
The first says, ‘Twenty thousand, eh? Right. And so how many hives do
you have?’
The second answers, ‘ Ten hives’.
The first says, ‘Ten? Hmmm, twenty thousand bees, ten hives. Hmmm.’ He
nods approvingly.
The second [...]

Hand me downs

October 3, 2006

Q: What do you say to a man with five penises?
A: Your jeans fit like a glove.