Desperate lap-dog

Lenin eats noodles

C’mon. Even bloody dictators needs a break.

Rowing Your Boat

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said “You know – it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!”
To this, the other blonde replies “I know it, [...]

Ugly wolf girl from Thailand

This strange girl from Bangkok, Thailand suffering from hypertrichosis (or Werewolf syndrome) – non lethal  genetic anomaly only occurs for 1 out of 10 billion people.

Scary nutcracker girl

69

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 – that’s all the sailors I could screw in one night.”