Kung Fu moovie characters?

The 3rd one looks like Mick Jugger, isn’t he?

The wrong way about…

…icecream eats children.

Blonde Car Accident

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the [...]

Turtle sex

“How the turtles make love together?”
“Slowly. Very slowly.”

Funny Pedigree advertisement

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