Roadsign: Attention Tree!!!

60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy

1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it’s cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don’t we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It’s more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there’s a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like [...]

Everybody plays basketball

Lenin’s monument “playing” streetball on the street of russian city.

Acts of God

Chrono Cr@cker have discovered this really funny line in the LG’s DVD-writer warranty:
The warranty does not apply to:
1) Damages caused due to improper installation
2) Damages caused by accident, vermin, fire, flood, alteration, misuse, abuse, OR ACTS OF GOD
Heh, if you will backup pirated MP3s, the God will hit your DVD-RW with a lightning. And that [...]

Mmm… Yammy fish!

Lady’s age

“What is your age?” asked the judge. “Remember you’re under oath.”
“Twenty-one years and some months,” the woman answered.
“How many months?” the judge persisted.
“One hundred and eight.”