3 jokes in a bunch

Why don’t sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
If a man is talking, alone, in a forest, with no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
The Order of the Antelope were getting ready for their annual week-long camp out in the high desert.
The committee appointed Jake to get the supplies. Jake went into the store in [...]

Who allowed to swim?

“Mommy why can’t I go swimming in the sea?”
“Because there are sharks in the sea.”
“But Mommy , Daddy is swimming in the sea.”
“That’s different. He is insured.”

Magic cameraphone

funny photographer photo #1

Cats caught

Stay in the line

A man was standing on the corner of an intersection watching a funeral procession pass by, when suddenly he was struck by an unusual sight: behind the hearse followed a man leading a goat on a rope, who in turn was closely trailed by a line of young men. Approaching the man with a goat, [...]

Drive-in toilet