Cat on steroids

Legal Consultation Service

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, “Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher [...]

Losers and Winners

“What do you think about the coming battle, General?”
“God knows it will be lost.”
“Then why should we go for it?”
“To find out who is the loser.”