Engrish: Public bar not open

Sex in the Star Wars

Two AT-ATs (All Terrain Assault Transport) making love in the deserts of Tatuin.

Where to place a computer?

“Why do you place your computer on the floor?”
“It’s more convenient to dry the boots on it this way.”

Mulder and Fiona

What to do with this car?

Smoking pigs?

A bypasser asks a farmer:
“Do your pigs smoke?”
“No!”
“Then I think your pig sty is on fire.”