Gas prices getting higher

Two aged Jewry are talking:
“Look at this, Haim! The gas prices are getting higher every day!”
“So what, Abraham? You have no car at all.”
“But I have a lighter!”

First signs of pregnancy

First signs of pregnancy: you do vomit in the morning and don’t want to go to school.

Fathers and Sons

A man in a synagogue:
“Rabbi, what should I do? My son has converted to Christianity.”
“I don’t know”, answers the rabbi. “Come back tomorrow, and I’ll ask advice from God.”
The man comes back the next day.
“I can’t help you, says the rabbi. God told me he has the same problem.”

Rabbit on Steroids