Horses at the Race

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the
race and says, ”All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to
shout, ‘ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly in the horse’s ear. Providing you do that, you’ll [...]

Fatty panda

Geek cat

Bored sentinel

Lay off

A company boss has to decide who to lay someone off. He decides on two low level management employees Jack
or Karen. He goes to Karen and says, “I will have to lay you or Jack off.”

Sindirellas?

Pups

Low self-esteem

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.
He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.
The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking [...]

Ouch!

Happiness